africans:

this kid lived behind me and everyone made fun of him because he was kind of slow because he had fetal alcohol syndrome anyway one day he was telling me that he was grounded but he didn’t care and i asked why and he said “because whenever my mom comes into my room i stop playing playstation and pick up my gameboy so she takes away my gameboy even though i really only play my playstation” and that’s when i knew he was a genius