I am the American Girl.

Gabe totally underestimates my power which was proven when he said I couldn’t kick him in the teeth from the angle I was at but he was wrong bc I did kick him in the teeth and its still funny 2 hours later bye

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11 hours ago

I’m watching oceans 11 and waiting for friends to respond to me about when I can drop their tickets off

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1 day ago
sh3s-my-win0na:

watergirl1996:

One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn’t belong.

Yeah wtf Pete you’re supposed to be showing your arms

sh3s-my-win0na:

watergirl1996:

One of these things is not like the others.
One of these things just doesn’t belong.

Yeah wtf Pete you’re supposed to be showing your arms

(via regionalatvessel)

i feel very strongly about this pic
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1 day ago

i wish i was in one of my friend’s beds right now so we could cuddle and talk about life or watch a movie or something like this is non specific i just miss my friends a lot

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1 day ago
erichalvorsen:

Pat & Jared’s relationship grows stronger with every passing day.

erichalvorsen:

Pat & Jared’s relationship grows stronger with every passing day.

(via ed-ingle)

i cant btelive this
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1 day ago

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via bloodsweatandgenitals)

good god
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1 day ago

Rachel Held Evans, 10 Marriage Reality Checks (via thehollowinyourchest)

Amen amen aaaaamen

(via theautumnbottom)

(Source: carazuri, via smallerfox)

You don’t marry a gender; you marry a person. And yet the majority of Christian marriage books dole out advice based on gender stereotypes: “men need adventure,” “women need security,” “men like quiet time,” “women process verbally,” “men crave respect and control,” “women crave love and emotional intimacy,” “men are like microwaves,” “women are like ovens.” But even before we got married, Dan and I realized that just as often as we fit these generalities, we don’t. Dan knows I’d prefer tickets to a football game over a nice piece of jewelry and that too much security and not enough adventure leaves me feeling bored. I know that Dan is better at nurturing friendships than I am and thrives creatively when he has the chance to collaborate with other people.

So for all of this talk of men being “wired” one way and women being “wired” another, we have found, as Micah Murray puts it, that “wires are for robots.” We are human beings, and we relate to one another better when we stop expecting the other person to behave in a prescribed, programmed way but instead talk openly with one another about our actual desires, preferences, hopes, and expectations.

NICE i dig this
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