I am the American Girl.

seereezy:

manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”

me: am I lying though?

manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired

(Source: seereezy, via marvelousfish)

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2 hours ago

I’ll send you my love on a wire
Lift you up, everytime, everyone, oooh, pulls away, oooh
It’s a mechanical bull, and I’m the one
You’ll take a ride from anyone, everyone wants a ride, pulls away, oooh from you
 

(Source: astr0zombies, via tricycl)

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2175
Posted
2 hours ago

Sandy Cohen appreciation post

(Source: atwoods, via bloodsweatandgenitals)

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2444
Posted
2 hours ago

thaladyk:

vinegod:

How to get out of saying the “L” word by Victory Brinker

wcked

(via expected-chaos)

i can relate
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13643
Posted
2 hours ago

what should i do tonight

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3 hours ago
smokewithmirrors:

Gambino fixes a fan’s portrait-recording phone.

smokewithmirrors:

Gambino fixes a fan’s portrait-recording phone.

(via theskyoutsidethecity)

BE PROFESSIONAL
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3945
Posted
4 hours ago

i hope that when i shower i get washed down the drain

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5 hours ago

im so angry im just in a really bad mood and i want to put my energy into something but i cant fuckikng thINK OF ANYTHING

Posted
5 hours ago
literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

(via ed-ingle)

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55813
Posted
6 hours ago